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ok but why does quinoa look like a bowl of tiny condoms
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I'm FaceTime'n with Bae and watching the game while she doing her hair. BRUH I turn back, saw this and panicked!
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Y'all niggas got any brea.....Nvm
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When he putting the condom on and you just waiting there like 😂
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ain't clitoris that big ass red dog
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reading sexts you sent when ur not horny anymore and u can't believe those things went thru ur head
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when he doesn't know that side of you yet
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is this about sucking dick
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Well today in Florida
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"Do you have any bird houses I could have sex with?" "Sir, we only have bird houses you can have sex with."
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i hate food trucks
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How I want my valentines to end vs. how it will actually end
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I just yelled "YANKING ON THE DICK!" so loud all the birds in the neighborhood flew away
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He told me he got me a necklace with his name on it and....
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why my cinnamon role look like ET bus a nut
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Employer: did you tweet "If his cum tastes like ham but I'm vegan can I still swallow????" On April 23rd 2016 at 3:… https://t.co/qA0NRqijR4
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[watching porn] I hope they stay together
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oh so no one was gonna tell me there was a big ass penis behind my head for my senior pictures???
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I was completely shocked last night. I walked into the bathroom at @texasroadhouse to see that someone busted a nut… https://t.co/xL5FZ4ppG6
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Okay Arizona
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When she gets good dick once