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21 Things British People Do That Are Pretty Fucking Weird To Everyone Else

Saying "I'll put the kettle on" at the slightest sign of trouble.

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3. Gathering in an overly crowded park or someone's back garden to watch fireworks on Guy Fawkes' night.

It's likely someone will almost take their eyebrows off with a sparkler too.


5. Or "can I come in your suitcase" whenever someone mentions their holiday.

Are you even British if you don't say "let me come in your suitcase" when anyone you know is off on holiday

6. Immediately finding a park to drink in as soon as you see the sun.

10. Eating mince pies for the entire month of December while not even being 100% sure if you actually like them or not.

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You just accept that you must eat them for the good of Christmas.

12. Pissing off to a random party resort with a group of your mates as soon as you've finished your exams.

And getting personalised hoodies or tops to commemorate the occasion.


15. And nine times out of 10, ordering the same thing.

18. And being wildly entertained by gameshows with the ODDEST premises ever.

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Yep, Naked Attraction is a dating show where you choose your partner by looking at their naked body.