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    16 Barbies That Are 100% Done With Fuckboys

    Ain't nobody got time for them. Least of all these Barbies.

    1. This Barbie is faking a headache so she doesn't have to stroke her fuckboy's ego right now.

    2. This Barbie knows her fuckboy is telling a bare-faced lie but is gonna let him finish, just because.

    3. This Barbie has decided to do the honourable thing and smile at the fuckboy that just catcalled her...

    4. This Barbie has just been ordered to smile by a random fuckboy she doesn't even know.

    5. This Barbie knows her ex, who was a MASSIVE fuckboy, is going to be at the party tonight.

    6. This Barbie is politely listening to a fuckboy brag about how great he is in bed...

    7. This Barbie has been listening to her fuckboy mansplaining for the last 20 minutes...

    8. This Barbie's fuckboy just sent her a fourth unwarranted dick pic this week and he clearly wants a medal.

    9. This Barbie is bracing herself for the bullshit after hearing her fuckboy start a sentence with "I'm not a sexist, but..."

    10. These Barbies just got called lesbians by a fuckboy who was offended that neither of them wanted to dance with him at the club.

    11. As he proceeds to advise her on how she should wear her hair, this Barbie is contemplating why she's even still talking to her fuckboy.

    12. This Barbie's fuckboy claims he's got an eight-inch and she's not buying it at at all.

    13. This Barbie knows she's found a fuckboy but still wants to get laid, so...

    14. This Barbie has had to call in her friends for reinforcement against her fuckboy.

    15. This Barbie is rejoicing because her fuckboy has just broken things off with her, but not before assuring her she'll "never find a guy like him".

    16. Guess what this Barbie doesn't have time for?