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    Posted on Jun 28, 2017

    34 Tweets You Probably Won’t Want To Laugh At, But Definitely Will

    "Yes, we are a highly diverse company. Susan in accounts is a goth."

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    Felt cute in this pic might delete soon tho

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    "Do you have any bird houses I could have sex with?" "Sir, we only have bird houses you can have sex with."

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    yes, we are a highly diverse company. susan in accounts is a goth

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    Young man There are frogs all around I said Young man Keep those frogs off the ground

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    i'm here to pickup your daughter

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    [loudly so the police officers behind me in the McDonald's line can hear] Me: god I fucken hate crime

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    NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW FUNNY THIS IS TO ME

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    it's sad how many traditions we let die

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    You already know what the fuck is going on

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    lol i'd never checked out LMFAO's full discography before

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    Cracking open a cold and broken hallelujah with the boys

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    bros, y'all letting ur girl go out lookin like this?

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    jazz is my life...this is my music

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    Hey it's your uber driver am outside

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    I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want

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    "So I should just sit down here while you paint my por - oh you're done"

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    I’ve been laughing at this for like ten minutes please send help

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    [plant facts!!] bananas are technically berries almonds are seeds avocados are mammals most cucumbers are haunted potatoes aren't even real

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    BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us

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    My mom was told to give me a half up half down hairstyle. She didnt know what that meant so she did this..

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    and im falling asleep and she calling a cab while he's having a smoke and hes also a crab

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    the smaller the battery the bigger it screm

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    This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spiderman on his desk by noon

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    my hands look like this, so hers can look like this

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    tfw you want the minister of fisheries and oceans to review your snow crab proposal

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