This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on May 6, 201520 Things Only People Who Hate Sharing Food Will UnderstandCan you just bugger off and get your own?by Gena-mour BarrettCommunity ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. "Can I try one?" is your most dreaded phrase. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. When you begrudgingly offer some of your food and they take the ONE PIECE you’ve been inwardly begging them not to take... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. ...which is precisely why you never do it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Purposely refusing to ask for anyone else’s food, just in case they try to ask for yours. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Trying to think of a polite way to tell someone to piss off when they ask for a bite. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Feeling like the world’s about to end when a friend cheekily steals a chip without asking… Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. …or when people generally take your food without permission. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. So your food protecting reflexes are on point. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. When you specifically tell someone they can have one and more than one magically appears in their hand. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Friends who know you hate sharing approach with extreme caution when daring to ask for a bite of your food. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. In fact, if they know what’s good for them, most don’t ask at all. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. You’re more concerned about who got the bigger half than you should be. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. You subtly keep an eye on how much the other person has had in the rare event you are sharing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. When people say “you can’t possibly eat all that food by yourself”: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Feeling like you’ll never be full again watching some of your food go into the mouth of somebody else. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Pre-warning your friends that you won’t be sharing any of your food before anyone asks. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. When people make suggestive comments about how great your food looks. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Being called selfish by your haters. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Occasionally wishing you could change your ways when you see someone else sharing their food with no problem. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. But ultimately knowing the only way you can truly be happy is if you eat it all to yourself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF