1.
Me: won't waste money on new socks even though they have holes in them.
Also me: new shoes, new shoes, NEW SHOES!!!
2.
Me: only ever orders tap water.
Also me: always says YES to extra guac.
3.
Me: makes a DIY cleaning solution to save money.
Also me: wipes one countertop, then gives up and hires a cleaning service.
4.
Me: sells old clothes at a thrift store.
Also me: uses money to go thrift shopping.
5.
Me: scours Craigslist for discount furniture.
Also me: $300 bed linens?! MUST HAVE THESE.
6.
Me: follows a strict budget for grocery shopping.
Also me: orders delivery because none of the dishes are done anyway.
7.
Me: vows to stop buying coffee out.
Also me: buys a Keurig because it feels fancy.
8.
Me: finds the cheapest possible flight (with a four-hour layover).
Also me: takes a $40 cab to the airport even though there's a perfectly decent airport bus.
9.
Me: bails on going to the movies with friends because "I can't spend money right now."
Also me: spends $12.99 buying a movie instead of waiting two more weeks to rent it.
10.
Me: refuses to spend 10 cents for a grocery bag.
Also me: buys the pre-chopped veggies that are three times more expensive than the regular ones.
11.
Me: hasn't been to the dentist in two years.
Also me: buys a Groupon for experimental teeth whitening because it looks cool.
12.
Me: refuses to buy new jeans until the hole in the crotch fully tears.
Also me: buys an electric foot massager because the reviews were so good.
It’s an emotional roller coaster, but you always know how to find a good deal.
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