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11 "Would You Rather" Questions For Teachers That Are Impossible To Answer

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    Moderate detention
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    Have a parent-teacher conference
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    Chaperone a school dance
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    Chaperone an overnight school trip
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    Have a masseuse in the teachers' lounge
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    Have a gourmet chef in the cafeteria
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    Go a day without coffee
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    Eat the school lunch
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    See one of your students randomly in public
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    See one of your students' parents randomly in public
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    Get a "Teacher of the Year" Award
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    Get five extra vacation days
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    Proctor a three-hour test
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    Grade papers for three hours
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    Have a class that's too loud (but they still get their work done)
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    Have a class that is too quiet (nobody participates in discussions, but they still get their work done)
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    Have students who always chew gum
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    Have students who are always on their phones
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    Teach at a school with a traditional calendar
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    Teach at a school with a year-round calendar
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    Never have your students ask for “extra credit” to bump a failing grade
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    Never have your students ask a “controversial” question

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