Bunch of friends of friends
No money, just bragging rights
Winner picks a dare for the loser
It's...an inside friend-group joke thing
I have a system... It's very intricate
[nerd voice] Stats!
Honestly, I just pick players I've heard of
I'm scarily good at it
I believe in the sacred honor of sportsmanship
I wait and see how my team does first
I can dish it, but I can't take it
I just look at the weekly projections
I...keep forgetting to do that
I do TONS of research
I'm pretty loyal to my boys — rarely change
I won the whole thing!
Made it to the playoffs...but alas
Oh, just dreadful
This is my first season!