1. When you're acting incredulous about your friend's feelings about felines:
2. Feeling inquisitive about your buddy's budding facial hair:
3. Outrage at not being considered in the same league as those ANIMALS:
4. When you're feeling literal:
5. When you're feeling slightly less literal:
6. Excited about upping the ante on a barbecue bet:
7. When you feel like using obscure sports to secure hand-to-hand affirmations:
8. When you want brevity to express the world of bone-related japes:
9. When you want to make light of your fear of both difficult-to-spell words AND imaginary monsters:
10. When you need to communicate your love of spuds, no matter what the people say:
11. When you'd like to tell people to talk to the hand after one too many enchiladas:
12. When you're feeling like expressing the potency of the great outdoors:
13. When you need to tell someone who is being a little too colorful to calm down:
14. Quite a few years of school done with diploma in hand:
15. When you'd prefer your large hairy buddy would remain incognito:
16. In the mood for a soothing hot beverage and an extinct reptile:
17. Feeling playful and eager to dazzle your fellow man's conceptions of reality:
18. And when you're feeling incredulous about your friend's thoughts on ocean critters:
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