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15 Jokes Only Word Nerds Will Understand

Let's have a few words about all these puns on the internet. Just remember, GEICO's not possessive. These jokes are for everyone!

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1. When something crazy happens in the middle of the book...

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2. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar...

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3. When I was a kid, my English teacher looked my way and said, “Name two pronouns.”

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4. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

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5. A verb and a noun were dating, but they broke up.

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6. What five-letter word actually becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

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7. What is the most intense part of speech?

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8. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...

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9. A woman went into labor and began to say “Couldn’t! Wouldn’t! Shouldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

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10. Use the word “hyphenated” in a sentence.

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11. What kind of word should you invite to a tea party?

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12. If “can’t” is the contraction for “cannot,” what is “don’t” short for?

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13. What do you call a mountain that's almost the tallest in the world?

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14. I'm a great writer...

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15. And a knock-knock joke to end all knock-knock jokes.

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And remember: Be careful when you're approaching The End!

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