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15 Dogs Who Would Make Terrible Spies

They sure are cute, though. GEICO wants you to be delighted every day. So observe these not-so-clandestine canines as they attempt to be the next James Bark.

1. The first rule of spying is YOU CANNOT BE SEEN.

2. Stealth is key.

3. Nature can provide excellent cover.

4. Use it to your advantage.

5. And you should always know when you're being watched.

6. You must always mind your surroundings.

7. Stay out of sight.

8. If you need to, use a realistic decoy.

9. You must be able to see through deception.

10. You must be able to use deductive logic.

11. You'll need a deft hand when in enemy territory.

12. And once you've gotten what you were looking for, you'll need to be able to hide at will.

13. You must think before you act.

14. A plausible disguise is essential.

15. And last but not least, be sure to cover your tracks.

P.S. Always be sure to bring the right equipment!

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