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The 10 Klutziest Cities In America

America, you are the land of the free, and home of the brave. You are also the land of klutzy people. Yup, we may have a lot of democratic liberties, but one thing we seem to be lacking is the ability to keep our electronic devices away from water, shredding devices, or six-foot deep pits. Without further ado, here are Gazelle’s 10 klutziest cities in the good ol’ US of A.

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Lubbock, Texas

It’s home to Texas Tech University, and we’re willing to bet the Red Raiders know a thing or two of destroying their cell phones.
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It’s home to Texas Tech University, and we’re willing to bet the Red Raiders know a thing or two of destroying their cell phones.

New Orleans, Louisiana

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Two words: Mardi Gras.

Fayetteville, North Carolina

It’s easy to forget about your phone when you have more pressing things to pay attention to... so, as the home to Fort Bragg and Pope Army Airfield, we can understand why technology isn’t the first thing on the brain.
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It’s easy to forget about your phone when you have more pressing things to pay attention to... so, as the home to Fort Bragg and Pope Army Airfield, we can understand why technology isn’t the first thing on the brain.

Pensacola, Florida

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If a plane flew by us at 500mph, we’d drop our phones, too.

Gainesville, Florida

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Yup, that gator would definitely crush your phone. Lolz.

Charleston, South Carolina

Charlestonians may be a bit clumsy, but at least they’ll be friendly after they’ve destroyed their phone.
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Charlestonians may be a bit clumsy, but at least they’ll be friendly after they’ve destroyed their phone.

Shreveport, Louisiana

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Two things are certain in Louisiana: taxes and (apparently) a large number of residents who can’t keep their electronic devices intact.

Wilmington, North Carolina

Wilmington may have risen to fame as the home of One Tree Hill (RIP), but now it’s also got a new claim to fame as the third-most-klutzy city in America.
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Wilmington may have risen to fame as the home of One Tree Hill (RIP), but now it’s also got a new claim to fame as the third-most-klutzy city in America.

Tempe, Arizona

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Every year, 76,000+ co-eds head to Tempe to party go to college. It’s hard to balance a beer and a phone in one hand.

College Station, Texas

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As Chumbawamba said, “I get knocked down, but I get up again.” The Aggies can revenge their 2011 loss to the Longhorns, coming in as the #1 Klutziest City in America.

Did you make the top 10? What’s your craziest story of destroying your phone?