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Which Dyke To Watch Out For Are You?

Do you prefer chicken nuggets or burdock loaf? Hemp skirts or leather jackets? Take this quiz and find out which of these plucky lesbians is most like you.

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  1. What is your coffee order?

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    Decaf with almond milk
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    Grande frappucino with extra whipped cream
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    Latte
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    Double shot of espresso
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    Chai
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    Black coffee
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    Mint tea
  2. What's your ideal weekend night?

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    Burning some herbs and meditating
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    Catching up on work
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    Taking a romantic candlelit bath
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    Bringing home a new babe after a long night of partying
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    Avoiding my homework and cuddling my dog
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    Trying out my new $500 vibrator
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    Analyzing politics with my lover over homemade lentil stew
  3. What do you look for in a lover?

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    Someone who lives far away and can't see me very often
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    Someone intellectually stimulating
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    Someone who's always there
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    Someone emotionally stable who is not afraid of emotional honesty
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    Someone who shares my political views
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    Someone who I won't have to see again after tonight
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    Someone committed who listens to my feelings
  4. Favorite book?

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    Best Lesbian Erotica
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    The Making of Environmental Law
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    Zami: A New Spelling of My Name
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    The Origins of Totalitarianism
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    The History of Sexuality Vol. I
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    Ultimate Guide to the I Ching
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    Heather Has Two Mommies
  5. Favorite outfit?

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    Patterned button down
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    Long hemp skirt
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    Blazer and turtleneck
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    Leather jacket over political t shirt
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    Comfy long sleeved shirt
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    Pantsuit
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    Striped shirt and jeans
  6. What do you order at a restaurant?

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    Baba ghanoush
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    Seaweed avocado paté
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    Tofu stir fry
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    Tofu pups
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    Burdock loaf
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    Chicken nuggets
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    Spaghetti
  7. Thoughts on gender?

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    I'm too busy to think about this!
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    The only way to overcome the patriarchy is by channeling our feminine engergies into the central divine light
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    I'm an angry, hairy, man-hating feminist
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    Gender is a social construction whose signifiers need to be disarticulated
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    Gender is a complex social identity that can only be understood through the lenses of race, class, and sexuality
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    Gender? I hardly know her!
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    I love a butch in a skirt!
  8. What's your ideal sex life?

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    Predictable yet passionate
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    Polyamory and dildos
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    Long distance
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    As unconventional as possible
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    Monogamous, vanilla
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    With people other than my wife
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    Tender. Intimate. Spiritiual.
  9. How do you react to stress?

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    Yelling and then leaving
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    I avoid it by working harder
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    Denial
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    Group therapy, one on one therapy, couples therapy, pet therapy, aromatherapy...
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    I handle my feelings like an adult
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    Incoherent ranting
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    Buying new stuff
  10. What's the most pressing issue in the world today?

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    The confines of binary gender
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    I have to pick just one!?
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    Our lack of spiritual connection with the earth mother
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    Oil companies dumping pollution into the environment
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    Legal rights for same sex families
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    Racist old white men running the government
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    Queer assimilation
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