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Take This Quiz To Find Out What Christmas Item You Are

Pick a present:

Pick a christmas tree:

Pick an aesthetic:

Pick a christmas song:

Pick a phrase to get you on the naughty list (or the nice list lmao): 

Pick something not christmas-y:

You are a mix of spicy and sweet. Girl you rock anything you put your mind too! You can even rock them ratchet ass ruffle pants that they only put on gingerbread. And i swear, aint nobody gonna mess with you, cuz you the gingerbread and these bitches can't catch that, lmao.

Gingerbread

Bitches, back the hell off! The ruler of the rest of you bitches is here and clear, okay? You are the OG Christmas item, so you rule the rest of those crazy bitches. You slay!

Present

Now, now, now, i don't want you thinking you're worthless cuz you got coal. Let me tell you this, coal is the most important part of the Santa work shop. Okay, you know how they are all old fashioned up there in the north pole. The only reason that ho santa has them cookies or coal in the first place is because he get them from his fireplace. So girl, you the most important part of the whole ass Christmas, and that's on period.

Coal

You are so sweet and so kind! But, what them hoes don't know is that you out here plotting revenge on your husband. Santa aint been loyal, all right. He out there giving presents AND sleeping with them bitches out there. He even announces it out loud saying HO, HO, HO! He says it's just his saying, but you know better. You know he has three hoes, the easter bunny, the tooth fairy, and that bitch from the dollar store.

Mrs. Claus

Okay, people stop by and stare and take pictures of your beautiful shining lights, and ornaments. You are so shiny! You get presents put under you and people decorate you like a queen. The star on your head is glowing and bright and I am just mesmerized by your beauty.

The Christmas Tree

You are a diva and i fucking love it! From your hair to you sparkly heels, you are so amazing and so pretty lmaoo I'm in love with you! It definitely wouldn't be Christmas without you!

Mariah Carey

You are a smart ass! But you don't fucking trust those hoes you live with. They steal your teeth and call it the tooth fairy. They hide raw eggs around the house and you get salmonella and say, "Well shit the Easter bunny did you wrong." Now they hiding present under a fucking tree, hell no don't trust those hoes i sweaaarr.

Take This Quiz To Find Out What Christmas Item You Are

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