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On 11/9/2010 at approximately 7:20 PM, an officer responded to the Joe's Crab Shack...for a report of a woman leaving the restaurant without paying her bill.
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The officer checked the area and located a woman matching the description...near Six Flags Great America.
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She was lying in the grass...the officer believed her to be intoxicated.
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He explained to her that she had left the restaurant without paying and that she would need to pay the bill or be arrested.
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She did not have any money with her but said she had money at her apartment and could pay the bill. The officer escorted her to a nearby residence.
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She walked into her bedroom. She said the money was in her dresser drawer and she opened it and reached inside...
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(She) removed a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" and held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner.
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The officer knocked the device out of the way prior to being struck and placed the woman under arrest.
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Bildsten was charged with Theft of Labor/Services for walking out of Joe's Crab Shack...
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Pedestrian Under the Influence for walking on public roadways while intoxicated...
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And Aggravated Assault against the officer.
World's Greatest/Grossest Police Report, Part 3
Carolee Bildsten was arrested in Gurnee, IL on November 11th for Aggravated Assault. Below are excerpts of the police press release detailing the arrest, presented without comment. WARNING: If you're squeamish about "marital aids," do not proceed.
