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    Updated on May 13, 2020. Posted on Mar 18, 2011

    What Does A Bear Using A Urinal Have To Do With A Wetsuit?

    That's not the set up to a joke, but a legitimate question regarding an eBay auction for a used wetsuit. The listing for the wetsuit prominently and curiously displayed a picture of a bear using a urinal. The eBay auctioneer explained himself thusly...

    • "You're probably thinking 'People p*ss in wetsuits, I'm not sure about a second hand wetsuit', but believe it or not I have NEVER urinated in this suit, seriously, these suits are too good to be doing such a vulgar act in, the wee just ends up staying in the suit and then when you're sat having a post-surf pint in the pub you smell awful and girls don't like boys that smell of p*ss so you just sit there, alone all night, sobbing into your pint of Betty Stoggs like a lonely desperate p*ss smelling man.

    • I've included a picture of a bear using a urinal, this is how I normally use the toilet, notice that the animal is not wearing a wetsuit. Although I am not a bear, I, like a bear, do not p*ss in wetsuits."

    • The entire write-up is pretty funny. Read the whole thing over at Super Punch.

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