The Top 166 And A Half Things Found In A Scranton Woman’s Vagina

A woman in Scranton, Pennsylvania was arrested on suspicion of burglary. After a thorough body search, authorities found an amazing array of items hidden in her vagina. Here is the full menu of vaginal contraband. Since the denominations were not announced (and for the sake of running up the score), the $55.22 were broken down into individual dollars and cents. In the race to turn body cavities into clown cars, this woman is winning.

  • 54 Bags Filled With Heroin

  • 31 Empty Heroin Bags

  • 8.5 Prescription Pills

  • 51 Dollars

  • 22 Cents

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