The Oscars Drinking Game

Celebrate Oscar gold by getting black out drunk. Add you own rules in the comments!

• RED CARPET

  

• If someone asks "Who are you wearing?" 1 Drink

• If someone brings their parent as a date 2 Drinks

• If Tim Gunn says some variation of "Make it work" 2 Drinks

• If you see a side boob 2 Drinks

• If you see a front boob (nip slip or see through outfit) Chug (Slippery Nipples, if available)

• JOKES AND SUCH

  

• Joke about Ricky Gervais 1 Drink

• Joke that features Ricky Gervais in person 2 Drinks

• Joke about amputation in reference to "127 Hours" 1 Drink

• Joke involving James Franco actually amputating something on air 2 Drinks

• Joke about lesbian sex in "Black Swan" 1 Drink

• Joke involving anyone dressed as the Black Swan 2 Drinks

• Joke involving James Franco dressed as the Black Swan Chug

• Joke about Charlie Sheen 1 Drink

• Joke about Mark Zuckerberg or Facebook 1 Drink

• Joke about Lindsay Lohan 1 Drink

• Joke about Anne Hathaway as Catwoman 1 Drink

• Joke involving Anne Hathaway or James Franco actually in costume as Catwoman Chug

• Joke about "incepting" people's dreams 1 Drink

• Joke using "Inception" music 1 Drink per "BAHN"

• ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES

  

• Political acceptance speech (unions in Wisconsin, uprising in the Arab World, etc.) 1 Drink

• If someone has prepared notes for their speech 1 Drink

• If someone walks the wrong way after their speech and is redirected backstage 1 Drink

• If someone gets bleeped or otherwise censored by the time delay 1 Drink per bleep/censor

• If the speaker is cut off by the orchestra Chug as long as the music and the speech overlap

• If someone starts crying during their acceptance speech Waterfall

• EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP

  

• If there is a shot of Mr. Brainwash 1 Drink (preferably of imitation or generic liquor)

• If Banksy's real identity is revealed, either for real or as a prank 2 Drinks

• If Banksy crashes or pranks the ceremony, either in person or through some intermediary Chug

• DEATH MONTAGE (COREY HAIM EDITION)

  

• If you don't know who the person is featured in the Death Montage 1 Drink

• If Corey Haim is featured in the Death Montage 2 Drinks

• If Corey Haim is excluded from the Death Montage Pour one on the curb, then Chug