SpongeBob Bikini Grooming Kit for 3-Year-Olds

It’s amazing how a few poorly chosen words can turn an innocent children’s toy into a gift bag handed out at NAMBLA conventions. Bikini Bottom, for those of you who don’t have kids or aren’t high, is the name of the underwater city where SpongeBob lives. Thank God the toy company didn’t mention his summer home in the hamlet of Vajazzle.

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