From The New York Post: Robert Vietze, 18, of South Warren Vt., stumbled from his seat five rows behind (the 11-year-old girl) and emptied his bladder, a witness said. “I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg,” the 6-foot-4, 195-pound Vietze said, according to law-enforcement sources. He later claimed to have consumed eight alcoholic beverages. The girl’s father caught Vietze midstream.
Turns out Robert “Sandy” Vietze was a champion skier, training to compete in the 2014 Winter Olympics in Russia. Following his mile high micturition antics, the U.S. Ski and Snowboard Association has kicked him off the team. His dreams of being showered in gold have been flushed.
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