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So Guess Why A Really Drunk Guy Was Arrested After Getting Off A JetBlue Flight

Robert Vietze of Vermont was taken into custody by Port Authority officers at JFK airport in New York yesterday after he nearly got into a mid-flight fight with the father of an 11-year-old girl. Why was the father so upset? We'll let the New York Post set the scene.

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  • From The New York Post:

Robert Vietze, 18, of South Warren Vt., stumbled from his seat five rows...

    From The New York Post: Robert Vietze, 18, of South Warren Vt., stumbled from his seat five rows behind (the 11-year-old girl) and emptied his bladder, a witness said. "I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg," the 6-foot-4, 195-pound Vietze said, according to law-enforcement sources. He later claimed to have consumed eight alcoholic beverages. The girl's father caught Vietze midstream.

  • Turns out Robert "Sandy" Vietze was a champion skier, training to compete in the 2014 Winter Olym...

    Turns out Robert "Sandy" Vietze was a champion skier, training to compete in the 2014 Winter Olympics in Russia. Following his mile high micturition antics, the U.S. Ski and Snowboard Association has kicked him off the team. His dreams of being showered in gold have been flushed.