Martha Stewart Surgery Photos

A bulldog split open Martha Stewart’s lip, a story which we’ll let you absorb for a second, and Martha decided it was a great idea to meticulously document the process of sewing up the seeping gash in her face. Martha being Martha, even though she’s undergoing a medical procedure, provides condescending commentary on the emergency room’s wallpaper.

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