This actually happened and it is priceless. Donald Rumsfeld curiously appeared on The Opie and Anthony show to promote his new book. Even curiouser, Louis C.K. was also a guest and was allowed to question the former Secretary of Defense. What followed was nearly fifteen minutes of Louis C.K. attempting to get Donald Rumsfeld to admit that he is a lizard person who eats Mexican babies. Louis C.K., along with Tracy Morgan, is an American treasure.