5. IT’S LIKE A BLACK HOLE HAS ERUPTED IN LEBRON’S FOOT AND ALL OF THE TOES ARE BEING CRUSHED INTO THE SINGULARITY OF INFINITE DENSITY!
7. IT’S LIKE SOMEONE SURGICALLY REPLACED HIS TOES WITH NOVELTY HILLBILLY TEETH!
8. I’m scared. I’m so very, very scared.
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