5. IT’S LIKE A BLACK HOLE HAS ERUPTED IN LEBRON’S FOOT AND ALL OF THE TOES ARE BEING CRUSHED INTO THE SINGULARITY OF INFINITE DENSITY!
7. IT’S LIKE SOMEONE SURGICALLY REPLACED HIS TOES WITH NOVELTY HILLBILLY TEETH!
8. I’m scared. I’m so very, very scared.
- An adult film actress says Donald Trump, or someone on his behalf, offered her $10,000 and the use of his private jet to come to his suite.
- A right-leaning nonprofit is planning to place news articles critical of Clinton in black newspapers ahead of the election 📰
- AT&T has made a deal to buy Time Warner — owner of CNN, HBO, and Warner Bros. — in one of the biggest acquisitions ever 💰
- A black metal band crashed a couple's engagement shoot and the photos are 🤘