From a never-aired pilot for Kanye West's puppet variety show, "Alligator Boots." Buried lede: Kanye West had a puppet variety show called "Alligator Boots." And it looks godawful. There was an ursine puppet named Beary White who talked like Barry White and some Martin Luther King comedy skits for good measure. Thankfully Comedy Central came to their senses and threw it in a deep, dark vault. The video surfaced on, then was promptly removed from, Youtube. Count yourself lucky.