“There’s…there’s juice in the fridge. Just…just fucking take it.”
“I’m going to need a fistful of aspirin before you open your goddamn mouth again.”
“Look, I’m sorry for blowing up earlier. It’s just…I can feel tequila…in my face.“
“Give me…give me like…five…five minutes. Jesus.“
“Oh God Damn…It’s like there’s puke pressing up against my eyeballs.”
“Jesus. Today is going to suck.”
“Wooboy. Alright. I can do this. I can do this.”
“Jesus Christ. If those three don’t shut the fuck up somebody is going to die.”
“Oh God, don’t mention foo-blarghhh“
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