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Hobbit Names Of The Tea Party

John McCain recently compared the Tea Party to a bunch of Hobbits. What if they were actually Hobbits? Using an ancient Hobbit name generator, here are the furry-footed names of some Tea Party notables.

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  • Michele Bachmann = Tigerlily Gamgee-Took of Bywater

    Michele Bachmann = Tigerlily Gamgee-Took of Bywater

    (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)

  • Allen West = Popo Toadfoot

    Allen West = Popo Toadfoot

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  • Ginni Thomas = Belba Boffin of Needlehole

    Ginni Thomas = Belba Boffin of Needlehole

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  • Joe Miller = Dimple Gamwich of the Bree Gamwiches

    Joe Miller = Dimple Gamwich of the Bree Gamwiches

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  • Dana Loesch = Pansy Hornblower of Waymoot

    Dana Loesch = Pansy Hornblower of Waymoot

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  • Dick Armey = Fastolph Gamgee Whitfurrows

    Dick Armey = Fastolph Gamgee Whitfurrows

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  • Christine O'Donnell = Daisy Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern

    Christine O'Donnell = Daisy Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern

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  • Glenn Beck = Posco Proudfoot

    Glenn Beck = Posco Proudfoot

    (AP Photo/Sebastian Scheiner)

  • Sharon Angle = Lobelia Bumbleroot of Fair Downs

    Sharon Angle = Lobelia Bumbleroot of Fair Downs

    (AP Photo/Julie Jacobson)

  • David Koch = Drogo Deepdelver of Brockenborings

    David Koch = Drogo Deepdelver of Brockenborings

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  • Sarah Palin = Prisca Sandydowns

    Sarah Palin = Prisca Sandydowns

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