An Honest Children’s Book

Upcoming children’s book by Adam Mansbach and Ricardo Cortes, advertised as “a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world.” The cats nestle close to their kittens now. The lambs have laid down with the sheep. You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear. Please go the fuck to sleep.

 
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