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10 Awesome Turkey Recipes

Let's give thanks for conspicuous consumption with these ass and artery kicking turkeys. The Dunkin' Donuts stuffed turkey may be the apex of Western Civilization.

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  • 1. The TurDunkin'

    The TurDunkin'

    "Turkey brined in Dunkin Donuts coolattas, stuffed with munchkins and served with coffee gravy and mashed hash browns." (From Unwholesome Foods)

  • 2. Twelve Bird True Love Roast

    Twelve Bird True Love Roast

    "Contains 12 different kinds of bird: large turkey filled with goose, chicken, pheasant, aylesbury and barbary duck, poussin and guinea fowl, partridge, pigeon squab, quail and mallard duck." (From This Is Why You're Fat)

  • 3. Alligator Stuffed Turkey

    Alligator Stuffed Turkey

    A boneless turkey stuffed with alligator dressing. (Available for purchase at Herbert's Meats)

  • 4. Deep Fried Whole Buffalo Turkey

    Deep Fried Whole Buffalo Turkey

    Fried turkey ladled with Buffalo-style hot sauce. (From Good Eats)

  • 5. Dr. Pepper Roast Turkey

    Dr. Pepper Roast Turkey

    Dr. Pepper basted roast turkey with Dr. Pepper infused stuffing. (From CDKitchen)

  • 6. White Castle Turducken

    White Castle Turducken

    Turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken stuffed with White Castle burgers. (From Grocery Eats)

  • 7. Honey Pecan Fried Turkey

    Honey Pecan Fried Turkey

    Fried turkey with honey glaze and whole pecans. (Available at Jive Turkey)

  • 8. Turbaconduckenriblets

    Turbaconduckenriblets

    "Made of riblets individually wrapped in bacon stuffed with stuffing into a deboned chicken, wrapped in bacon stuffed with stuffing into a deboned duck, wrapped in bacon stuffed with stuffing into a deboned turkey, wrapped in woven bacon strips." (From This Is Why You're Fat)

  • 9. Turkey Stuffed Turkey

    Turkey Stuffed Turkey

    Turkey leg and wing meat ground into sausage, stuffed in roasted turkey breast. (From Good Eats)

  • 10. Vodka Turkey

    Vodka Turkey

    Turkey infused with five different flavors of vodka, served with 100-proof vodka gravy. (From Gothamist)

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