No one is immune to gas. Even the healthiest of eaters can't escape it. Sure we all know that nachos and chili dogs give you gas, but there are some healthy options that can cause gas. Keep Gas-X handy for any situation.
Some people find this stuff embarrassing. Those people are called "not scientists."
When we have a "gas attack," we tend to keep it to ourselves. But sometimes you have to address the elephant under the chair... er, in the room. Here are some classic idioms that you can pretend not to find funny. Add your own in the comments below.
You know when you wake up and you know it’s just gonna be one of those gas-tastic days? It’s not a problem if you have Gas-X® around. But if you don’t, sometimes you have to improvise. Here are some situation-specific noise-makers you can use to give yourself some cover.
Using an antacid when you should be using Gas-X®? Classic bad decision. Here are some more examples of what happens when people are presented with an easy choice... and blow it.
