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16 Things You'll Only Understand If You're Currently Not Having Sex

It's just a dry spell. A REALLY long dry spell.

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3. And then a month goes by. Still no luck getting that kiss, and the thought of doing "it" isn't even a possibility.

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Thoughts start going through your head. Thoughts like, "God, what if I start to, like, unlearn some of those things I used to know how to do?"


7. And seeing happy couples walking down the street makes you sigh and feel sorry for yourself.

"Look at those lovebirds over there, being in love, walking down the street in love with each other..."


9. You consider the possibility that anatomy could actually change because of a lack of... activity.

"Wait... can the hole close up? Like an ear piercing?"

12. You start to think through every little thing you've done wrong in your life. There must be something you did that you're being punished for. Maybe it's because you didn't leave a tip at that bar that one time? Could that be it?