1. "Why is a girl like you still single?"
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Why are you still talking to me?
2. “Smile! You look prettier when you smile!”
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Cool. You look prettier when you keep your mouth closed.
3. "Is it that time of the month?"
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Do you mean that time of the month where you say something stupid? Guess it is.
4. “Really? You’re going to eat another piece of cake?”
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Yes. Deal with it.
5. "Do you have any hot friends for me?"
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No. No I do not.
6. “You’re cute when you’re angry.”
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BYE.
7. "Real women have curves."
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You want to think about that a little more?
8. *Whistles and catcalls*
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Please, tell me more.
9. "Don’t be so uptight! Loosen up!"
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^ What she said.
10. "Sure you can handle that by yourself?"
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I'll be able to handle it when you go away, sure.
11. "I'm not trying to sound sexist, but..."
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Nope.
12. "Sweetie" / "Honey" / "Cutie" / "Princess"
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Bai.
"What happened to your hair?"
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Humidity happened — that’s what, but Garnier is there to help solve life's Frizzasters, so that’s #OneLessGirlProblem.
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