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15 Signs Your Hair Might Be Plotting To Destroy You

At least with Garnier, you'll have #OneLessGirlProblem.

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1. Your hair and humidity have been conspiring against you since you were little.

You're sure of it.
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You're sure of it.

2. Pretty much every day you have a halo of frizz.

Beyoncé was actually singing about your hair in that song.
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Beyoncé was actually singing about your hair in that song.

3. Summer comes around, and you're all like... "beach hair, here I come!"

4. But rather than sexy beach-ness, you get something else entirely.

Thanks a lot, hair.
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Thanks a lot, hair.

5. You can't even get in the pool because you know your perfectly colored locks will turn green.

BECAUSE YOUR HAIR WANTS TO DESTROY YOUR LIFE, PROBABLY.
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BECAUSE YOUR HAIR WANTS TO DESTROY YOUR LIFE, PROBABLY.

6. And you'd think it would get better in fall. But no. Now your hair is just a magnet for leaves.

7. Sometimes it tries to electrocute you with its static electricity.

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Nice try, hair, but you're just annoying.

8. You want straight hair today? Good. You get curly.

But not the kind of curls you want. Some kind of in-between situation.
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But not the kind of curls you want. Some kind of in-between situation.

9. Oh, you want it to be curly? Nope. Today you get straight.

More like STRAIGHT-UP MESS.
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More like STRAIGHT-UP MESS.

10. It's like the more time you put into a hairstyle, the worse it becomes.

Just put down the hair spray and back away slowly.
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Just put down the hair spray and back away slowly.

11. The tiniest gust of wind, and you're done for.

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Just relax, hair. It's only wind!

12. You can't even go near a fire without having to deal with some kind of "situation."

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Because your hair wants you to BURN.

13. You tried to get bangs, but you ended up losing your vision.

What did you do to deserve this?
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What did you do to deserve this?

14. And when you want a neat top knot, there's always one bit at your nape that refuses to stick.

No amount of pins can solve this problem.
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No amount of pins can solve this problem.

15. Things just never work out the way you want them to.

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Having hair is JUST. SO. HARD.

Some hair problems are unavoidable, but for life’s little Frizzasters there’s Garnier Fructis Sleek and Shine. At least that’s #OneLessGirlProblem.

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