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10 Historical Girl Problems We're Glad We Don't Have To Deal With

It's easy to romanticize the past, but looking back, it's plain to see that the ladies in centuries past could have really used #OneLessGirlProblem.

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2. Having an Audience as You Get Ready in the Morning


Before the "getting ready in the privacy of your bathroom" fad caught on, royal and upper-class ladies of 18th century France devoted hours each morning to getting ready in full hair, makeup, and wardrobe with an audience of admirers.

4. Going Blind for Prettier Eyes


Eye drops made from the poisonous herb "deadly nightshade" were used by women centuries ago to dilate the pupils, making the eyes appear large and coquettish. Thankfully, today we have something more effective (and non-deadly): contact lenses!

9. Heaviest Hairstyles

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French women in the 18th century went for height — often over one to two feet to be exact! Achieving the "pouf" required a personal hairdresser, a few hours, and heavy understructures made of wire, rolled-up cloth, and false hair. Clip-in extensions, we are eternally grateful.

10. And the Sick Quest to Get More Pale

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Paleness was such a coveted beauty feature in the 15th to 18th centuries that women would often go to drastic lengths to achieve the look. Some would attach leeches to their ears to drain the color from their face. Not. Cute.

Thankfully, we don't have to deal with these ghosts of girl problems past.

If only these ladies had Garnier Fructis Sleek and Shine back then to solve their Frizzasters. That would have been #OneLessGirlProblem.

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