Your name begins with an "M."Your name is Michael.Your middle name is Gary.Your last name is Scott.You are the regional manager of Dunder Mifflin's Scranton branch.You have a World's Best Boss mug.You bought that mug for yourself.You're not superstitious.But you're just a little stitious.Toby Flenderson is your mortal enemy.You've hit someone with your car but didn't kill them."That's what she said" is your favorite joke.You've hosted the Dundies.As a child, you appeared on the children's TV show Fundle Bundle.You started your own paper company.You named that paper company after yourself.You have fallen into a koi pond.You believe that an office is a place where dreams come true.You have burned your foot on a George Foreman grill.You can do magic tricks.You've declared "bankruptcy".You write song parodies.You've written a movie and starred in it.Your movie is called Threat Level Midnight.You love the movie What a Girl Wants.You used to play ice hockey.You own a pair of "fun jeans."You'd like to open a men's shoe store and name it Shoe-La-La.You love parkour.People underestimate you a lot.Your alter egos include but are not limited to: Michael Scarn, Prison Mike, Michael Klump, and Caleb Crawdad.Your employees are your family.
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