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60 "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" Song Lyrics That Make Perfect Instagram Captions

West Covina! California!

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1. From Golden's Bridge to Northcastle.

2. Please welcome, Destiny!

3. I'm fluffin' and flouncin,' I'm gigglin' and layin.'

4. It's music when I hold your hand. ๐Ÿ˜˜

5. In my soul I feel a fire, 'cause I am heading for the pride of the inland empire.

6. Jewish American Princess๐Ÿ‘‘

7. Like an anaconda, bitch, I'm immense.

8. I'm gettin' bi.

9. Hey you sunburned MILFS, give me a shout!

10. Great, each day a Namaste.

11. The truth is you're all fat sluts, and that's called sisterhood!

12. I'm in a sexy French depression.

13. An angel with an attitude. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

14. In one indescribable instant the world falls away.


15. Oh my god, I think I like you๐Ÿ˜ณ

16. Whoop-de-freakin'-do

17. ๐ŸทI black out with desert wine๐Ÿท

18. As the morning sun kisses a lotus, I kiss my own hoo-ha.

19. Hey sexy stranger.

20. Reach for the stars. (literally touch the stars)

21. Shebrews from Scarsdale.

22. Cause I'm feeling kinda naughty tonight.

23. Hang ten, Rudolph and Prancer!

24. I present proper like a TED talker.

25. Put yourself first in a sexy way.

26. It's just a Golden State of mind.

27. Deeper than I'll put a foot up in the crack of your ass.

28. My nickname is Mother Theresa Luther King.


29. Oui, jes sui garbage.

30. Dense like dying' stars.

31. Sheket Bevaka โ€” shut the hell up.

32. I loved you from the moment I saw that you were my hero.

33. Doctors without borders have nothing on me.

34. Crack, crack, crack, crack

35. I feel the oxytocin creeping back to my brain๐Ÿ’˜

36. In a word he'sโ€ฆ Preferred.

37. It doesn't take an intellectual to get that I'm bisexual.

38. You got a tight ass bod, big brown eyes, come on, cutie, get between my thighs.

39. One night with me is pure ecstasy.

40. I know this town like the back of my hand, but I'm not such a fan of the back of my hand.

41. You want to get salty like the Dead Sea?

42. Well, you can take your snow and shove it.

43. That shower felt great, maybe I'll try cocaine!

44. Witness how vicious this Westchester alpha bitch is.

45. I'm here to conquer, I've come to slaughter.

46. Keep calm, take a breath, and stay right there.

47. We have friends, we definitely have friends, friends, friends, friendly friends, we have all the friends.

48. Let's leave it vague, it's more interesting that way๐Ÿ˜‰

49. If tonight or tomorrow you happen to be free, maybe just maybe, settle for me.

50. Is that a gun? Oh thank god, it's just your penis.

51. Baby, you can kiss all your childhood traumas goodbye.

52. Boss-ass bitch, no ones above me. End of the night, they line up to hug me.


53. I'm going to take you on a journey through time and space.

54. I'm the villain in my own story.

55. Our life lines have been parallel like corduroys.

56. Eats French cheeses, drinks French wine.

57. That's right, it's me, the ghost of Steve Jobs.

58. When we sing of raging waters, its not just a metaphor.

59. And when I say "good," I really mean great, the best, hashtag humble and blessed.

60. The only words you need are "I love you"๐Ÿ’Ÿ

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