1. When you pay more than $100 on a haircut:
2. After drinking an entire bottle of wine:
3. *scrolling through endless beach pics on Instagram*:

4. Accidentally making eye contact with the attractive barista:

5. Me, during any minor inconvenience:
6. When your coworker wants to show you pics of their baby:
7. Realizing you're not COMPLETELY dead inside:
8. Because that headache is definitely not from stress, lack of sleep, or dehydration:
9. Just another day trying to fill that empty void you call a soul:

10. After spending hours getting ready:
11. A constant state of being:

12. Me, talking to my bed and my Netflix account:
13. When your friends drag you out to the club:
14. When someone disses your crush:
15. Because portion control is a myth:

16. Saying "you too" when your waiter tells you to "Enjoy the meal":
17. When even God just isn't on your side:
18. Whenever a straight white guy from high school has a "hot take":
19. Trying to pay off student loans:
20. After your coworker tells you about their horrible break up:
