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    19 Struggles That Will Make Every Cynic Say "TRUUUUEEE"

    "I'm a realist."

    1. Everyone automatically assumes you're a pessimist when you're really just a realist.

    2. Or they think that you can't have a good time because you hate everything.

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    Contrary to popular belief, you do experience happiness.

    3. You're fluent in sarcasm.

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    It's your first language.

    4. You tend to accidentally offend people you don't know very well.

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    5. You constantly hear the phrase "When I first met you I thought you were a bitch."

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    Please, tell me more.

    6. You've probably felt lost in a room full of idealists.

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    7. And resisted the urge to scream whenever someone says "you should smile more."

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    Absolutely not.

    8. You'd much rather explode than have your friends believe you've dreamt of your own "happily ever after."

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    9. Your friends are always skeptical when you say something wholeheartedly sincere.

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    10. Because you're most often found talking about your lack of faith in humankind.

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    Sorry not sorry.

    11. In fact, you have a burning hatred for people who are inherently impractical.

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    12. It takes every bit of energy to avoid a massive eye roll when someone uses a cheesy cliché.

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    I will not stop and smell the roses.

    13. And you scroll as quickly as possible whenever you see a poorly Photoshopped motivational quote on Facebook.

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    Which was probably shared by your great aunt twice removed.

    14. You constantly resist the urge to tell your idealist friends "I told you so."

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    15. Even though you secretly love playing devil's advocate.

    It's your kryptonite.

    16. You never understood why someone would ever consider your cynicism a turn off.

    17. Though on rare occasions you truly believe it's your negativity that drives people away.

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    18. But then, five seconds later, you come to your senses and remember that there's nothing wrong with being practical.

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    It's not me, it's you.

    19. As a cynic, you know that you're not a mean person, you just like keeping it real.

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