1. When you're watching all of your Facebook friends get engaged.
2. But then remembering you're a catch and a significant other could only bring you down.
3. When you try to be the slightest bit cynical without coming off as a total Debbie Downer.
4. When your mood goes from 0 to 100 in a matter of seconds.
5. And you get that foreign sensation of having ~feelings~.
6. When you're PMSing and chocolate is the only thing that helps you feel like a human again.

7. When you wake up from a four hour nap and can barely remember what year it is.

8. Or that strut you do while showing off your new outfit in front of your crush.
9. When you and your best friend have the same idea.
10. When you think of the funniest joke during the worst moment possible.

11. When you spend most of your time with Netflix and various snack foods.

12. But then in a group setting feel that everyone's ignoring you.
13. When Captain K'nuckles truly understood your essence as a human being.

14. But then again so did Flapjack.
15. And lastly, when you think something sounds like a great idea until you actually say it out loud.
