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Can You Match The "Gilmore Girls" Quote With The Character?

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  1. 1. Lorelai Gilmore

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    "Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus."
    "He must have been a very good boy to deserve such a happy day. I bet they let him ride a pony."
    "Give me a burger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I need some heroes."
    "I don't think you're supposed to call a hymn gay. It's like a sin or something."
  2. 2. Rory Gilmore

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    "God, you're like a pop-up book from hell!"
    "No, Louise, I did not take a picture. I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you've not yet faced."
    "You think I brought my own porn in here to buy?"
    "Hey, let's look into each other's eyes and say "I wish I were you" at exactly the same time - maybe we'll pull a Freaky Friday."
  3. 3. Richard Gilmore

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    "What in Lucifer's reach is my mother doing here?"
    "Isn't there a moratorium on how long ladies are supposed to talk?"
    "Well it's not every day I have my girls here for dinner on a day the banks are open."
    "Now, did anyone ever to tell you to picture the audience in their underwear? Well, don't do it. I did it once and I had nightmares for a week. Bulgarians in Speedos."
  4. 4. Emily Gilmore

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    "Those jeans are really working for you."
    "I am not hotter than Willy Wonka."
    "Oh My God! They're holding coconuts and leering!"
    "The very concept of childbirth is vaguely disturbing."
  5. 5. Paris Geller

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    "Yeah, by the window is good, next to the neon sign that says "come pistol-whip us""
    "Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would've made Liberace say 'Whoa. Step back. No one's that gay.'"
    "Hey, if you're going to get all Ward Cleaver on me, I'm gonna have to call Eddie and Lumpy and tell I'm gonna be late."
    "Rory is very low maintenance. Kind of like that robot kid in A.I., only way less mother-obsessed."
  6. 6. Lane Kim

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    "Great, and afterwards we can hold hands and skip around."
    "Judy Garland is trendy?"
    "This is not May-December, this is May - Ming Dynasty."
    "I gotta go sneak back into my house. I'm so excited."
  7. 7. Sookie St. James

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    "Lorelai, when a woman has a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy!"
    "I'm serious. At some point tonight, walk down a flight of stairs. Movie stars always walk down staircases. "
    "My grandfather introduced you to him. Do you see how awkward this is for me?"
    "Stick a mad pack of wolves on it, douse it with lighter fluid and turn it into ash, I cannot wear that dress!"
  8. 8. Luke Danes

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    "Uh, just a couple of questions here. Once you've electrocuted me, and I'm dead, um, how exactly do I get to the operating table?"
    "You like Jimmy Buffett? He's so mellow."
    "No two people know more about assisted suicide than us."
    "Uncle Ernie hugged me too long!"
  9. 9. Logan Huntzberger

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    "Man, this crunch just now sounded like the drum-fill in Baba O'Reilly."
    "Wait. The bottom line here is that breathing should not be louder than a rock band. Am I right or am I right?"
    "What I'm trying to say is, I don't know a lot. But I know that I love you, and I want to be with you."
    "Thank you. You know, my parents would love these sandwiches. I wish I could bring 'em by but unfortunately they're in private bible study right now."
  10. 10. Dean Forrester

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    "Uh, this will not be the mental image you carry around of me the rest of the week."
    "You OK over there? Do you need a glass of water or... a time machine?"
    "He's the boy who dissected a frog, did not wash his hands, and then ate a sandwich."
    "Because you're nice to look at, and because you've got unbelievable concentration."
  11. 11. Kirk Gleason

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    "You lost me at carrots, which was the first draft of 'you had me at hello'."
    "The worst part of night terrors is it always ends up with me on top of the roof completely naked..."
    "Okay. I actually snagged us some caviar. They were all out of toast points, but I think we can use Doritos and achieve a very similar resul"
    "Well, hey, you want some eggs or something? I always take enough for ten. I blame my brother. He always took the biggest piece of chicken."
  12. 12. Michel Gerard

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    "And she's reading again. How novel."
    "How many languages can you say 'none of your business' in?"
    "Every day that you breathe you make my life harder."
    "Can you say crazy anal micromanager?"
  13. 13. Jess Mariano

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    "That was episode one of "Rory and Jess: The Early Years". "
    "Look man, I really was just dropping off some food, so don't go all West Side Story on me, okay?"
    "Well I'm about to slam the door in your face unless you can come up with the ruby slippers."
    "He's a grown man with an etch-a-sketch! "

Can You Match The "Gilmore Girls" Quote With The Character?

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