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Can You Match The "Gilmore Girls" Quote With The Character?

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  1. 1. Lorelai Gilmore

    Dorothy Parker Drank Here Productions / Hofflund/Polone / Warner Bros. Television / Via google.com
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    "Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus."
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    "He must have been a very good boy to deserve such a happy day. I bet they let him ride a pony."
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    "Give me a burger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I need some heroes."
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    "I don't think you're supposed to call a hymn gay. It's like a sin or something."
  2. 2. Rory Gilmore

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    "God, you're like a pop-up book from hell!"
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    "No, Louise, I did not take a picture. I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you've not yet faced."
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    "You think I brought my own porn in here to buy?"
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    "Hey, let's look into each other's eyes and say "I wish I were you" at exactly the same time - maybe we'll pull a Freaky Friday."
  3. 3. Richard Gilmore

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    "What in Lucifer's reach is my mother doing here?"
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    "Isn't there a moratorium on how long ladies are supposed to talk?"
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    "Well it's not every day I have my girls here for dinner on a day the banks are open."
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    "Now, did anyone ever to tell you to picture the audience in their underwear? Well, don't do it. I did it once and I had nightmares for a week. Bulgarians in Speedos."
  4. 4. Emily Gilmore

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    "Those jeans are really working for you."
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    "I am not hotter than Willy Wonka."
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    "Oh My God! They're holding coconuts and leering!"
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    "The very concept of childbirth is vaguely disturbing."
  5. 5. Paris Geller

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    "Yeah, by the window is good, next to the neon sign that says "come pistol-whip us""
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    "Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would've made Liberace say 'Whoa. Step back. No one's that gay.'"
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    "Hey, if you're going to get all Ward Cleaver on me, I'm gonna have to call Eddie and Lumpy and tell I'm gonna be late."
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    "Rory is very low maintenance. Kind of like that robot kid in A.I., only way less mother-obsessed."
  6. 6. Lane Kim

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    "Great, and afterwards we can hold hands and skip around."
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    "Judy Garland is trendy?"
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    "This is not May-December, this is May - Ming Dynasty."
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    "I gotta go sneak back into my house. I'm so excited."
  7. 7. Sookie St. James

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    "Lorelai, when a woman has a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy!"
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    "I'm serious. At some point tonight, walk down a flight of stairs. Movie stars always walk down staircases. "
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    "My grandfather introduced you to him. Do you see how awkward this is for me?"
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    "Stick a mad pack of wolves on it, douse it with lighter fluid and turn it into ash, I cannot wear that dress!"
  8. 8. Luke Danes

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    "Uh, just a couple of questions here. Once you've electrocuted me, and I'm dead, um, how exactly do I get to the operating table?"
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    "You like Jimmy Buffett? He's so mellow."
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    "No two people know more about assisted suicide than us."
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    "Uncle Ernie hugged me too long!"
  9. 9. Logan Huntzberger

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    "Man, this crunch just now sounded like the drum-fill in Baba O'Reilly."
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    "Wait. The bottom line here is that breathing should not be louder than a rock band. Am I right or am I right?"
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    "What I'm trying to say is, I don't know a lot. But I know that I love you, and I want to be with you."
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    "Thank you. You know, my parents would love these sandwiches. I wish I could bring 'em by but unfortunately they're in private bible study right now."
  10. 10. Dean Forrester

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    "Uh, this will not be the mental image you carry around of me the rest of the week."
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    "You OK over there? Do you need a glass of water or... a time machine?"
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    "He's the boy who dissected a frog, did not wash his hands, and then ate a sandwich."
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    "Because you're nice to look at, and because you've got unbelievable concentration."
  11. 11. Kirk Gleason

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    "You lost me at carrots, which was the first draft of 'you had me at hello'."
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    "The worst part of night terrors is it always ends up with me on top of the roof completely naked..."
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    "Okay. I actually snagged us some caviar. They were all out of toast points, but I think we can use Doritos and achieve a very similar resul"
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    "Well, hey, you want some eggs or something? I always take enough for ten. I blame my brother. He always took the biggest piece of chicken."
  12. 12. Michel Gerard

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    "And she's reading again. How novel."
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    "How many languages can you say 'none of your business' in?"
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    "Every day that you breathe you make my life harder."
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    "Can you say crazy anal micromanager?"
  13. 13. Jess Mariano

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    "That was episode one of "Rory and Jess: The Early Years". "
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    "Look man, I really was just dropping off some food, so don't go all West Side Story on me, okay?"
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    "Well I'm about to slam the door in your face unless you can come up with the ruby slippers."
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    "He's a grown man with an etch-a-sketch! "
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