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The 14 Stages Of Jeans Shopping All Women Know All Too Well

...and one godsend to avoid all the drama.

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2. In denial of their passing, you still wait another two weeks to get to the shops.

Me: I need multiple outfit options for every occasion. Also me: wears the same pair of jeans every day for 2 years.

"If I ignore the situation, it might just go away."

4. You confidently pick up just one pair of jeans in one size, hoping they'll fit perfectly and that'll be the end of that.

Act 1, Scene 1: The brave heroine heads into the changing rooms battleground to try on some jeans

10. You thought putting them on was hard, but taking them off turns into the real challenge.

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You end up having to ask a kind stranger in the changing rooms to help. This is a memory that will never not make you cringe.

13. Triumphant, you spend the next five minutes prancing around your changing room.

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You even start lip-synching to the generic pop music playing in the changing rooms and have a short fantasy about what it's like to be a pop star performing to a stadium full of your loyal fans.

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