1. Thankfully ... no ... no it isn't.

2. I get it!

3. Noted.

4. NERRRRRRRRRDS.

5. Perfect.

6. Contrary to whatever you've heard...

7. Statistically the riskiest time to go for it.

8. A public service announcement for the kids.

9. I feel like there's a subliminal message here...

10. ........is that Steven Seagal with a panda?

11. "Hail" to the creator of this weather report.

12. Cautiously optimistic.

13. ..... wait, what?

14. Facts are still unconfirmed.
