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12 Signs You Went To A Football School

Everyone knows you bleed... umm... [SCHOOL COLOR 1] and [SCHOOL COLOR 2]. So after a long summer of mosquito bites and small talk, you can finally celebrate the glorious return of College Football! Wake up and catch all the action on College GameDay now starting every Saturday at 9 a.m. EST on ESPN.

1. When you're on a dating site, you avoid people who attended *ahem* certain schools.

2. There's a noticeable bias when selecting the family pet.

3. ...and they're always VERY well trained.

4. You've been to Kinkos a bunch of times. Never for schoolwork.

5. You can't quite figure out why you're so comfortable without a shirt on.

6. You have an affinity for group activities.

7. You've said the phrase, "This paint is non-toxic, right? Ok great. I'll buy a billion."

8. You understand that practice makes perfect.

9. Some people see cardboard and markers. You see opportunity.

10. You're a creative person and you live in the moment.

11. People have called your obsession "crazy"... but they're the crazy ones. Right, voices in my head? Right. Good.

12. Saturdays. 'Nuff said.