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This Website Will Save You From Hillary Clinton *AND* Cancer

The internet is a dark, dark place.

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She is the Director of "The Health Sciences Institute, LLC."

The Health Sciences Institute (HSI) is an independent organization, dedicated to uncovering and researching the most urgent advances in modern underground medicine. Whether they come from a laboratory in Malaysia, a clinic in South America, or a university in Germany, our goal is to bring the treatments that work directly to the people who need them. We alert our Members to exciting breakthroughs in medicine, show them exactly where to go to learn more, and help them understand how they and their families can benefit from these powerful discoveries.

Now, let's take a step back and zoom out to the webpage where this text can be found, along with a creepy voiceover by someone who I can only assume to be the great Jenny Thompson, saver of American lives.

Now that she has your attention, she presents one of seven "natural, safe alternatives, amazing cures and breakthroughs."


This is where it becomes sad. Because this is the moment when you realize that this kind of hell-spawned click-bait is a shard of hope to some person out there who is fighting a serious, life-threatening illness.

...on second thought, let's not...

That's because it is.


In case you had any doubts about the legitimacy of these claims, you can ask your local pissed consumer, here.

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