1. Desperation Street Cart Hot Dog
2. Lukewarm Bodega Sushi
3. Day-old Pizza Slice
4. Mystery White Sauce
5. 9:00 a.m. Coffee Shop Pastry Breakfast Because "I'm Late, Please Hurry"
6. Absurdly Small Portion Brooklyn Meal
7. Deli Salad Bar That Has Been Touched By Every Human in the City
8. Mouthful of Sour Empty Subway Air
9. Morning Bowl of Self-doubt
10. Deep-fried Regret for Renting an Apartment Built for Gnomes
It doesn't get much tougher than NYC. Watch The Jim Gaffigan Show on TV Land July 15th 10/9c to see just how bad it can be.
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