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Whoever said they gave up after chapter 2 of Salem's Lot probably shouldn't have been reading it in the first place. It's literally a dude telling a girl a story about 20 years ago "I went into a haunted house and got scared." You want real scary King? Forget IT, Shining, or Salem,… Read More

God, this looks awesome. Absolutely loved X, but Pearl lost me (need to try it again, I went in expecting horror, not a character study). This trailer shows all the Ti West "I'm having fun with this" energy that what I saw of Pearl was missing. Also, I really hope this is it for… Read More

Imagine being rescued by helicopter, thinking your plight is over, then looking up and realizing your pilot is Harrison Ford. Pure terror

Or just...use the airline's app? The Delta app does all of this

I lived on 7 acres with a lot of trees, which meant a lot of leaves/branches/etc that needed to be picked up and hauled off. From the time I was 10, my job was to drive the truck to the spots where my dad was gathering debris. Once I was 14, that translated to me knowing how to drive… Read More

The median income was also $7,700 in 1968. Now it's $60,000. Adjusted for inflation, average trips to the theater cost the exact same amount of money

Another cell phone anecdote: Nextel push-to-talk. The plans were expensive as hell, and they were basically limitless range walkie-talkies. We made a habit of saying the most horrific things we could think of because we knew it defaulted to speaker and would possibly embarrass our… Read More

You had the Zach Morris cell phone? Did your parents crap money or something?!

And from the perspective of your husband (my wife and I have a very similar dynamic), you figure out over time that it's important to at least understand why your partner is upset about those things. Parks and Rec nailed that concept with Anne and Chris when she was pregnant. He kept… Read More

Huh?