Do you say "y’all” and NEVER “you all”?Have you ever sipped from the water hose?... walked your neighborhood barefoot?... caught tadpoles by hand?... captured fireflies in a jar?... been murdered by no-see-ums?Have you ever had a run-in with a opossums?Do you have at least one friend with a truck?Do you drive a pick-up truck?Have you ever driven a John Deere?... ever been 4-wheelin'?... how about muddin'?Do you own a pair of cowboy boots?Do you own a pearl snap?Do you have red clay on your shoes?Have you ever shopped at a Bass Pro Shop?... or Cabela's?Do you own any camo clothing?Do you own anything by Mossy Oak?Have you ever gone hunting?Have you ever eaten venison?Have you ever been fishing?Would you agree that BBQ Is KING?Have you ever eaten crawfish?How about pickle juice on your popcorn?... pork rinds?... biscuits and gravy?Is sweet tea the obvious choice over water?Have you ever been to a Waffle House?... Bojangles' Famous Chicken 'n Biscuits?... Raising Cane's?... Zaxby's?... and Cook-Out?What about Whataburger?Have you ever said, "Bless your heart"?... "Fixin' to"?... "Doohickey"?... "Hold yer horses"?... "Give me some sugar"?Do you appreciate a good country song?Are crickets at night music to your ears?Do you think boiled peanuts are a delicacy?How about fried okra?... chicken and dumplings?Have you ever floated a river?What about rope swung into a river?Is Friday night at the game heaven on Earth?Have you ever been tailgating?Would you choose a whiskey over a martini?Have you ever had a beer around a bonfire?Have you ever "shotgunned" a beer??Have you ever dipped?Have you been to a drive-in?Do you know never to touch Spanish moss?Is 75 degrees considered chilly for you?Is snow a sure sign of the apocalypse?Is "Humid" an actual season to you?Do you have a Browning deer sticker on your car?Have you ever driven a V8?Have you been to a state fair?... picked your own strawberries?... played cornhole at a wedding?... paired your cobbler with Blue Bell ice cream?Are hushpuppies a must-have side to catfish?Have you ever crossed the Mississippi River?Have you ever watched a full Nascar race?... been to a beauty pageant?... been to a rodeo?Does your dream home have a front porch and rocking chairs?Have you ever had a crush on someone in a cowboy hat?Do you have southern drawl?Would you agree that dixie isn't a place, it's a way of life?
How Much Of A Southerner Are You Really?
Sorry Yankee — looks like you've gotta get yourself to Dixie land and try some REAL pecan pie! You need a little southern comfort in your life!
You've been around the South a time or two, but there's still so much you've gotta learn about Dixie. The good news is that the South ain't going anywhere any time soon, so get your ass down here and experience a little southern living for a change!
So you're from the South, or you've lived there for a bit, but you've still got a lot to learn about this beautiful heaven on Earth. Do yourself a favor and use this page as a bucket list for all the amazing things you can do in paradise. Good luck!
It's safe to say that you're pretty dang Southern! It's a way of life that you know all too well. Let's be real for a moment — the world needs more people like you in it.
Damn! You're about as southern as they make 'em! Why don't you pop down into the comment section and teach those yankees a thing or two about the South!