1. A card that gets real about what happens in your bedroom ~after hours~.
2. A punny card for the wordplay lover in your life (or the wool lover in your life! We're not here to judge what you do in your free time).

3. A card that speaks the truth about a truly wondrous relationship feat.

4. A card for couples who know that when it comes to love, the intention is more important than the execution.

5. A card that celebrates the two things all the best relationships run on: gratitude and breakfast foods.

6. An adorable The Office card, because you love how your Valentine has been salesman of the month for 13 of the last 12 months.

7. A card that salutes the shared values that hold a relationship together.

8. A card for those who know that the couple who WhatsApps together, stays together.

9. A Friends card, because what better way is there to tell your Valentine that you want to mate/ watch TV together for life?

10. A card for your home's designated bug-mover-awayer.

11. A card that shows that a Valentine is nothing compared to a Galentine.

12. A charming crustacean card, because your romance began by the sea (or over a shrimp platter).

13. A card for couples who are otterly smitten with each other.

14. A card that truly gets at the essence of romantic commitment.

15. A Tiger King card, because of your love that was forged over Netflix marathon viewings.

16. A card for couples who have had at least one discussion about which one of you will be the designated zombie-killer in a Walking Dead-type situation.

17. A card that you can present to your Valentine while saying, "I know you wanted a ring this year, but remember what it did to Gollum?" Ha ha, I'm sure they'll find that HILARIOUS.

18. A straightforward card, so you can celebrate that your relationship survived this experience (the interior is blank, in case you need to write out a detailed apology for how you acted while hangry).

19. A charming card for the medical professional who has won your heart.

20. A card that gets straight to the point.

21. An app-related card, so you can celebrate the swipe that made you finally stop swiping.

22. A sarcastic card, because you're just not too sentimental about V-Day (plus, it comes with stickers to personalize the interior and envelope!)

23. A Schitt's Creek card for your Valentine who has excellent taste in TV.

24. A card that combines your two passions: your partner and pizza.

25. A card for your friend who's incredibly sweet (or who just loves any food that's essentially a sandwich made of candy).

26. A creepy pop-up card, so you can wish a spooky St. Valentine's to the loved one who always helps you get in touch with your inner Sanderson sister.
27. A card that immortalizes that first Valentine's Day together, when you're like, "Wait, should I even get a card? Did you do that? Are we doing that??"

28. A card for couples who know the real secret of their relationship success.

29. A card that brings together the two best things in life: eternal love and Corgi butts.

30. A totally honest card, so you can let your love know that you truly are a hopeless romantic.

31. A card for the person you're glad to be an "us" with.

32. A card that proves that love solves everything (except snoring, you need to buy those little nose strips for that).

33. A Rihanna card so your loved one can know that your love shines bright like a diamond (but also, you do NOT have the money for a diamond, so they better be happy with this).

34. A card that shows how much you appreciate your loved one's willingness to be your personal electric blanket

35. A card for the couple whose love language is sarcasm.

36. A Queer Eye card that will help you say, "this relationship is absolutely shamazing."

37. A card for couples where the Forensic Files is the third person in your relationship.
38. A card featuring Big Mouth's Hormone Monstress, because declarations of love are even better when you imagine Maya Rudolph saying them.

39. A card that makes it clear that love is not a competition...but if it WAS, you'd totally win.

40. A card for the friend who can always make you laugh (even when you're getting kicked out of a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens).

41. A card that shows the lengths you're willing to go to for love.

42. An extremely serious and dignified card, for reflecting on the many elements that make a great long-term commitment.

43. A cartoon dog card, because any message is better if it is communicated via cartoon dog.

44. A card that shows that relationships are all about balance.
