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Which Member Of The JAP Squad Are You?

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  1. How do you chase?

    Mike's Hard Lemonade
    Mike's Hard Lemonade
    Smirnoff Ice
    Smirnoff Ice
    Emergen-C
    Emergen-C
    Wine, and you're not sharing
    Wine, and you're not sharing
    Manischewitz
    Manischewitz
    Just Blood Orange Skyy
    Just Blood Orange Skyy
    Whatever has the highest alcohol content
    Whatever has the highest alcohol content
  2. How do you like your men?

    Iranian Immigrants
    AEPi boys (lol but really guys I hate that place)
    YULA graduates
    Mayor of Chicago's Offspring
    Boys? What are boys?
    CEO, Ivy grad, MUST speak Hebrew
    Whoever your srat sister sets you up with
  3. What kind of car do you drive?

    MERCEDES
    MERCEDES
    What's wrong with public transportation?
    What's wrong with public transportation?
    A sensible sedan
    A sensible sedan
    That Dick
    That Dick
    Your Dad's ancient two seater convertible
    Your Dad's ancient two seater convertible
    Classic Black Jetta
    Classic Black Jetta
    Tractor
    Tractor
  4. Which millennial word do you overuse?

    Dank
    Extra
    JSwipe
    Slayyyy
    Patriarchy
    Twerk
    Smol
  5. Currently Netflixing:

    Grey's, duh
    Grey's, duh
    The Office
    The Office
    Bruincast
    Bruincast
    lol how do you guys have time to watch TV
    lol how do you guys have time to watch TV
    Also Grey's, but this is your 3rd time
    Also Grey's, but this is your 3rd time
    Random Documentaries
    Random Documentaries
    House, the ~alternative~ doctor show
    House, the ~alternative~ doctor show
  6. You really need:

    A nap
    A REAL bagel, none of this fake shit
    A filter
    An immune system
    Your own room
    A party outfit that isn't leggings
    A boyfriend

Which Member Of The JAP Squad Are You?

You got: Gib

You never picked up on the "indoor voice" thing in preschool, nor did you ever develop a sense of what is not acceptable to say to people in public. You talk about feminism when nobody asks and you're liberal with your boobs, even (tbh especially) at Hillel Shabbat. You have no idea how you ended up on 3 BU campaigns but you DO know how to find that girl's cousin's sorority sister's uncle's campaign manager's godmother's infant on Instagram.

Gib
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You got: JShab

Your friends rarely wonder where you are because they know you are curled up in a corner of Hedrick study doing LS2 homework and have been for at least 5 hours. You don't know why everyone is so surprised you can rap all the words to Lifestyle by Rich Gang – your middle name is shawty, after all. You were born without an immune system and if you are not vaccinated, talk to the fucking hand.

JShab
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You got: Dan

Cheers to being the most savage member of the squad. You think everything is so fucking EXTRA, whether it's disgusting PDA at Jewish functions or people's political values, and tbh you're pretty much always right. You share a room with a 5 year old and still ask for the drink with the highest alcohol content, but hey, at least you can blame your drunk texts on her.

Dan
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You got: Babiest

As the quote list's most prominent contributor, you tend to say things that are so funny and so odd that they could not possibly have been unscripted. You're the least sratty srat betch at UCLA and you app idea is giving Mark Zuckerberg a run for his money.

Babiest
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You got: Begga

Are you from the midwest?? You have a vault routine that can slay Madison Kocian's and you lowkey chose your major based on a Netflix TV show (Grey's). You are not over the election and will be With Her for THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE. Your boobs take up literally half your body but you know what? It works.

Begga
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You got: TMarc

Your resting bitch face can wilt flowers and people have learned not to say hi to you on Bruinwalk. Whether you're wearing a power suit on the ratchet bus ride to a downtown internship or tanning at sunset rec in 80 degree weather, you will still be wearing hipster ankle socks. Fat Sal's knows your order by heart and no matter how many times it happens, you will never cease to be surprised that DG and Elon are at Shabbat, and yes, you do have to say hi.

TMarc
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You got: Lip Daddy

People enjoy going to parties with you because your flaming red hair is easy to spot in a crowd. It is impossible to tell whether you are being sarcastic or serious and you tend to talk about Shabbat every single day of the regular week. You pretend you want to move to Israel and be a housewife but all you really want is a husband who's a mensch in the office and meshuga in the bedroom ;)

Lip Daddy
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