Excuses That We Give When We Are On A Diet

Because every Diet comes with Excuses

1. That Skinny Person is eating the Same Thing!

She is Skinny and she is buying a Doughnut... This means that I can totally buy two... I don't want to be sooo Skinny

2. Nobody is Watching

Nobody is here to see me cheating the Diet... It is not a big problem to eat just a little bit more...

3. He is Buying

It would be such a lack of respect denying food, right?

4. I read somewhere That you need to eat to grow Muscles...

Yes, eat to grow muscles... That's what I am going to do... This Pizza is going to my Biceps...

5. I deserve It

I deserve to eat this cake... I don't cheat my diet since... Yesterday?

6. Today is my Cheat Day

Because every hardcore Diet has a Cheat day, right? -- In my case all of them --

7. I just went to the Gym...

Those 20 minutes on the Treadmill need to go somewhere...

8. It's FREE food

You just don't deny Free food, Just Don't...

9. I need to give a chance to the others...

I need to be a little humble... I can't look too perfect, or the others will feel sad with themselves... ( #wtf )

10. This is my Favourite Food

Ok Ok... I can accept this excuse ONLY because that's my favourite dish...

But in the End...

... That's how every diet works...