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    22 Tips To Survive Your Office Holiday Party

    It's almost that time of year again. Stay classy!

    1. Show up! This is an opportunity to mingle with overly happy co-workers who will be high off the Christmas spirt.

    2. So under no circumstances shall you sit and sulk in the corners.

    3. If anything, have some game apps ready on your phone in case conversation runs dry and you need something to break the ice.

    4. FEAST! The last thing you want to do is begin drinking on an empty stomach in front of these people.

    5. The consumption of alcohol is both allowed and heavily recommended.

    6. But remember: Always let someone else be drunker than you — take it slow.

    7. BYOB (Bring Your Own Bottle Opener)

    8. Remember that shots are a bad idea 99% of the time. Proceed at your own discretion.

    9. Dancing is a yaaasss. Show off your bitchin' moves if you got 'em.

    10. Although please refrain from "dropping it like it's hot" in front of your entire office.

    11. Have a casual conversation with your boss and wish him or her a happy holiday.

    12. But DO NOT act a fool in their presence. Attempting to negotiate raises, promotions, and/or vacation days is strictly off limits.

    13. If you're new to the job, get to know people you don't get to socialize with during the workday.

    14. Dress up for the occasion. Bust out those Christmas sweaters and keep it festive.

    15. Just remember to also keep it appropriate.

    16. If you have someone special in your life, bring them along. This could be a great time to introduce them to your co-workers.

    17. If you've had your eye on someone in the office, this could be a good time to get your flirt on.

    18. But don't hook up in plain view. You don't want to be the talk of the office come Monday morning.

    19. Take total advantage of any and all adorable Christmasy photo ops.

    20. But disclaimer: It ain't cool to take shame pics of people who disregarded these tips upon entering the party.

    21. No "complicated randoms" allowed. It'll only take away from your co-worker bonding time, and you don't want to take care of anyone tonight. Trust.

    22. Lastly, make a graceful exit if you feel like it's time to call it a night.

    Essentially, you want to find that perfect balance between letting loose and staying classy.

    Because your goal is to walk out the same way you walked in: with your dignity intact. Happy office holiday partying!